A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Plumper Humper is someone who like's humping a fat person (male or female)
Jon is a total plumper humper and he is super proud of it. or Jane is a bit of a plumper humper but it makes her feel good giving like that.
A male chauvinist that can't afford what he show off to attract women.
That gutter humper's mom just co-signed a loan so he could buy a new Ghini.
A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.
Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you." Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."
A homosexual, someone who humps ones rump.
I always knew he was a rump humper.
a girl who is attracted only to hipsters
She likes the guy with the camera and glasses even though he has 20/20 vision. She's such a Hipster Humper.
someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood
Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me. Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper. alter boy 1: ok thank god
A women of lesbian decent who proceedingly attempts to grind up on any and all pussy in the vacinity.
"Maddie is such a muffin humper."