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High As Fuck Time (Time to Get High As Fuck), Peak Usage Around the NBA Finals

Sup my nigga, is it HAF time?

High As Fuck scale. (pronounced half) Measured from one to ten where ten is the greatest. A ten high is the absolute highest, there is no eleven and no exceptions. *you can't exaggerate on the HAF scale* If you are at ten you are saying you could not possibly be any higher. High highs are still usually only eights or nines.

sarah: "where are you sitting on the HAF scale?"
jake: "I feel great, chilling right around nine nine"

a person or thing that is both homo as fuck and gay as fuck.

jon is haf-gaf.
jon is the king of the haf-gafs.

an acronym for the phrase "healthy as Fuck"

A:What kind of cereal do you want?
B:chex
A: dude! chex are HAF!

when you see/ hear some spicy thing

Hey keria did you see that tall light skin dude Lorth haf merthy he can rail me

Hood as fuck

We went to Dallas, but had to leave because it was haf.

High As Fuck

Damn dude... Im haf from that dank greens.