A fork of Rural Dictionary
The hat, ideally an animal styled one, which is given to the most intoxicated in a night. The name, derived from "hat of shame", is reached becasue of the intoxication of the participants. The hat of shame generally works best at a casual piss up rather than a party.
Katie: I was pretty much wearing the shat of hame all night last night.
Anna: Do you mean the hat of shame?
Katie: No....
Giving a bitch a time she'll never forget
Man I Hamed that hoe with my big ass dick the other night.
Kame-hame-glock means to shoot someone.
That's it.
"Brandon got met widda Kame-hame-glock"
A term used when referring to a person who tries exceptionally hard to be something they are not. Doing everything in their power to win people over just for personal gain. Usually they fail, then go home, and masturbate with their own tears.
Person A "That dude thinks he's awesome"
Person B "Yea, he's been an ass-hamed all night"
Something really old irish people say when you've fucked up or done something really stupid. It is also often picked up by the younger generstion to describe bad situations
Granny: Eoin youve made a right hames of doing the dishes
Old ass teacher: Eoin now look at this homework yeve made a right hames of it ya feicin eejit
Eoin: sure look at this John ive made a right hames of things, i was meant to be with Brona at the disco but Ciara started twerking on me and now Bronas texting me asking where i am