A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun. A hand job from a fat person.
I got drunk last night and took home a fat chick. We ate a pizza and then she gave me a hammy with her sausage fingers.
hand job fat chicks manual stimulation chubby fetish
An extraordinarily delicious hamburger, one that typically involves multiple ingredients that normally aren't associated with a standard hamburger, i.e pineapples, jalapeños, sour cream, bacon (gratuitous amounts), avocado, salsa, onion rings, bbq sauce, more beef than usual, multiple types of cheese, pepperoncinis, etc.
Refer to Sammy (delicious sandwich)
Hodad's makes the best hammy in San Diego...
Highest complement known to man.
My god!! This is almost as good as hammy's!
She screamed "Hammy" in ecstacy!
The art of sliding sideways in a front wheel drive car by using the handbrake (a handbrake turn).
I'm going to pull a hammy!
Hey, did you see his hammy?
He's going to hammy round there!
an asshole and a dick who is totally full of himself and he has a narcissistic disorder. he thinks he the shit when really everyone hates him. he thinks hes better than everyone else. he wouldnt hook up with you unless your hot, a bitch and "popular" and loves him as much as he loves himself(which is a lot).
The group of Mexican kids who all sit at the same table and make fun of you in Spanish so you do not know what they are saying
Shut up you stupid Hammie!
Stop being a Hammie!
When intellectuals can fit an entire hamster in their mouth
Dude: oh hey, ronda!
Ronda: khedive dowhsvxgxgsb (don’t talk to me, I have a hammy in the hammy hole)