A fork of Rural Dictionary
The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.
A sex act done by Hipster because it is retro.
Hipster: Regular sex is just too mainstream, so I only do handjobs now because they're retro.
When you go to Europe, make sure you ask for a handjob when greeting somebody. It's the standard way to say hi.
A shittier version of what you can do to yourself.
handjob self pleasure masturbation