A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where all the cool cats go, a small building bursting with cool people.
Guy 1: Look at that girl, she's mega hot
Guy 2: She must be a Havering Sixth Form chick
coolest, hottest, sexies, best, group of people/friends
“do you know tha sex havers??? they’re the best people ever man!”
An insult suggesting that the receiver has relationships with penises in a sexual manner.
John: Ted you penis relationship haver wither!
Ted: And what? Do you mean by that
John: I mean that you have relationships with penises and you are therefore, a gay.
Ted: Oh...
These are people that for some reason did something to deserve themselves getting strapped to a chair with no bottom and getting the shit beat out of thier balls until they are reduced to worthless mush. Much like what happened to James Bond in Casino Royale, except these people are nothing like James Bond, because instead of taking it like a man like Bond did, these people cry and bitch and moan like whiny little bitches.
Nick 1 "Dude did you hear what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Nick 2 "No what?"
Tony "Dude you didnt hear? He got his balls mashed while he sat in a bottomless chair and bitched and moaned like a whiny bitch!"
Nick 2 " That Ball Less Mush Haver"
This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.
He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.
Finesse lane Artist, DINERO3x & Will Shmula Dropped a project called “The Havers” & The name stuck with them. THEY’RE LITERALLY HAVING EVERYTHING.. Motion, bitches, money and more .
Did you hear stone cold by Dinero3x & Will Shmula? It’s on their joined tape called “THE HAVERS”
Did you see who’s in the club again? The havers & their section is jumping
I CANT WAIT FOR THE HAVERS 2
That Dinero boy is cute i heard he’s apart of THE HAVERS
WILL SHMULA IS SO FUNNY i heard he’s apart of The Havers
Did you see THE HAVERS dumb or lit podcast ?