Country Dictionary

A stupid person

see also: idiot

the head of a penis also used to refer to those who are considered dorks, losers, nerds, or simply those who never get tail

Man, that dude's such a f****n helmet!

(verb): To insert one's head into a sex partner's anus, as if wearing them like a helmet. Requires surgical removal of the receiver's sphincter.

Bob was not happy to learn he would have to wear adult diapers for the rest of his life following the procedure that would allow Janice to helmet him.

They suck and the singer is an asshole. I had dinner with him in philly and he was the biggest fuckin’ dick I ever met. He was also being a jerk to the wait staff

Helmet lead singer “Page Hamilton” is a total cazzo. I don’t like that guy

A heavy metal band. They used to rock, but now they suck.

Haven't you all noticed that they sound different? Page Hamilton sings different, too. They sound like poppy mainstream crap now. They don't even sound metal anymore. It's not even Helmet without Henry Bogdan, Peter Mengede and John Stanier. Mr. Hamilton should just retire.

Helmet used to be a good band in the early 90's. But not anymore!

to give head to a man

she gave me helmet on the first day she knew how to blow instruments in a good way

A device worn by special people like you.

Now now, Remugsum and Michael, remember your helmets, and make sure to catch the short bus!