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There are several phases to getting high off marijuana: 1. Head Change: after hitting it once or twice you start to feel somewhat light, maybe carefree, or that you're head is buzzing 2. Chillen- you are suddenly calm and relaxed 3. Buzzin- things might start to be funny and suddenly everything seems to be from a different perspective 4. HIGH- you've finally achieved your goal! you're probably laughing at every word that comes out of your friend's mouth and your eyes are probably bloodshot and squinty by this point- congrats! 5. Trippin- this state is past high- and you usually have to smoke a lot more to achieve this state. You're probably start saying weird things and having insane thoughts. This can also be associated with a body high where you feel crazy sensation- uncontrollable laughter is still taking place 6. FAAADDEEDDD- where youre so faded that all you can say is BRO, IM FAAAADDDEDD 7. So Fucking High- this is usually where you are simply too retarded to do anything other than laugh at stupid shit or listen to music and eat. This is a great point, but the comedown is probably going to be a bitch 8. Baked/Stoned- after achieving a great high, this phase is the begginning of the comdown where all you want to do is eat and sleep.

"That chronic made me choke, shit that aint a joke" "You high?" "FAAAAAADED homey"

The alternate state of being that you enter after using certain drugs or sniffing certain things. You will feel very surreal and look at things with a different perspective. You laugh at a lot of silly things, speak differently and have impaired motor skills. Your blood pressure usually goes down, sometimes to the point of fainting. But that's not a point. Being high is an experience that is nearly unparalleled and cannot be described. People say that getting high kills brain cells, but that's because your brain is oxygen-deficient from smoking or sniffing in the first place (That's how people get high off of whiteout and sharpies)

A really funny thing to do to people who get high is say "Do you want some food?" and they'll probably say "Yeah" and then you say "Well too bad I don't have any...bitch." There was this kid who used to come in class high every time and one day we put an imaginary box on his head and he started flipping out, yelling "Get it off! I can't see!"

1. High 2. Blazed 3. Stoned 4. Baked 5. Goofy 6. Trippin’ 7. Blitzed 8. Burnt 9. Mellow 10. Chillin’ 11. Toasted 12. Ripped 13. Roasted 14. Blasted 15. Fucked up 16. Gone 17. Lit 18. Feeling good 19. Buzzed 20. Crispy 21. Faced 22. Bonged 23. Wacky 24. Spliffed 25. Smoked 26. Blunted 27. Bonked 28. Fried 29. Retarded 30. Faded 31. Stupid 32. Grassed 33. Smashed 34. Doped 35. Happy 36. Cheesin’ 37. Soaring 38. Bombed 39. Twisted 40. Stewed 41. Loaded 42. Churned 43. Blown 44. Piped 45. Chopped 46. Tweaked 47. Torched 48. Warped 49. Silly 50. Chalked 51. Wrecked 52. Drugged 53. Spacey 54. Smacked 55. Chipped 56. Whipped 57. Cheeky 58. Steamed 59. Hashed 60. Bhanged 61. Floored

'Dude, I'm so high right now.' 'Yeah bro, that sensi was dank. I'm ripped.'

When you first forget that you are high. Then remember that you are high. Question if you really are high. Then you realize that you are talking to yourself and that you are high.

*giggle* I am so fucking highhhhh...i think.

feeling good and totally oblivious

Being high is tough to explain without being high yourself but I will do my best. Getting high isnt always painless, giant bong rips or big hits of any kind can and will hurt your lungs for a little bit but its okay because your high. You feel lightheaded and and wispy at first. Then you laugh at everything that happens next. If someone told you your whole family was murdered you would laught at it and ask for another joke. You lose some motor skill. Driving is a little impaired but for the experienced stoner its not a problem. Depending on the amount of bud smoked and the quality of the herb your high should last 1-4 hours. Quit reading this and get toking

after smoking some bud, this feeling washes upon you like a warm wave. The first noticable sign you get is when everything takes on a hazy effect. Its like, a weight being lifted off your shoulders. Then you get the giggles. Everything seems to be funny. And if you can't control yourself, its difficult to stop. Its hard not to smile. You difinatly don't want to be around anyone who isnt high, because they just won't get it. Being high is a very hard feeling to describe. You get really hungry. Please, try not to eat everything. You'll regret it in the morning. POPSYCLES ARE THE SHIT WHEN YOU'RE HIGH try it = The best way to know the feeling of being high is to experience it for yourself. So stop reading this...and go burn.

I was gonna go to class, but i got high. I coulda cheated, and i coulda passed, but i got high

A wonderful state of mind. Its like you become aware and unaware of your surroundings more. I've noticed that there can be silences among the smokers after smoking, of which is not an awkward silence, but that everyone is merely in such deep thought, that there is no need for conversation. Then someone will speak up and say some random thing and there will be a 10 minute long conversation about it by everyone. I've also noticed that the song "I want you (she's so heavy)" by The Beatles is a wonderful song to listen to while stoned. pretty much it is the most wonderful and fun feeling you can ever have. so go buy some weed, light a joint, and toke up.

Smoker 1: "This is some dank weed" Smoker 2: "Oh shit, im so high right now"