A fork of Rural Dictionary
I secret drug schools make your kids without you knowing, they make it sound like a subject when it's really a brain washing drug that makes kids misbehave.
I need want some History right now.
History is the past era of a event that occurred such as:
1) The history behind my family
2) The history of the world
3) Don't look at my search history
the number subject where it crushes your dreams and eventually scar you because who knows history might tell you that your great great great grandpa is napolean or it will tell that your pet dog is the korean version of chicken
history: noun. the subject that would tell that your not the first person on the damn moon #jealous bitch
(adverb) -
1: Pertaining to the art of storytelling that involves interjecting historical facts and figures into everyday events. Creating a bristling wall of history in modern life that is impossible to ignore.
2: Explaining said stories and experiences to another friend, without burdening them with the unnecessarily yet extremely juicy bits of information and distantly relevant narratives involved.
Character 1: "Dude, the president's speech last night interrupted my robot chicken episode! That was so uncool."
Character 2: "Yeah, but imagine if you were in the 1930's and every night the president would give you the lowdown in his 'fireside chats'. I think you would be much more annoyed, yet that president was FDR, one of the greatest........."
Character 1: "I get it, no need to make my lack of robot chicken one of your historiful moments.
Slang for prescription pain killers, such as Percocet and Vicodin.
Justin was awake all night doing history. Maybe that's why he went to Hirams and now has that big grin on his face.