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Hot Karl

When a boss gets pissed off at a subordinate, often turning purple in the act of the scream, and demands rapid resolution even if it must be done after hours or over the weekend. Most Hot Karl's are caused because the work was never actually assigned by the boss, who is ignorant of that important detail. Oftentimes a Hot Karl is interrupted by another Hot Karl which immediately trumps the first version, which is promptly forgotten.

Damn, I just got Hot Karled. Boss just demanded a spreadsheet with 15 variables that we don't track. He screamed that he needed it right then. I don't even know what he is talking about!?!!

by Brad Berkwitt February 17, 2009

hot karl

shit in someones mouth for pleasure.

whatcha gonna eat?....hot karl

by mark December 12, 2003

Hot Karl

A Hot Karl involves trying to shit on somebody face

David Cox loves to give me hot karls.

by Heather January 21, 2003

Hot Karl

The act of shitting on your partners plastic wrapped face.

Honey, make sure to wrap your face tight with plastic wrap so I can hot Karl all over your face without giving you pink eye.

by Dikarydoepender July 26, 2019

hot karl

a sexual event, where after receiving anal sex, a person gives a blow-job on the poopy penis

I gave John a hot karl yesterday, and it tasted like poo!

by Stesamee December 08, 2006

hot karl

A raucous song by musical group Yeti on a Budget, in homage and celebration of the sexual act. Something of a modern-day "Tequila".

"I've had Hot Karl stuck in my head all day!"

by Zimbabwe May 13, 2004

hot karl

Word that Many Auburn Drive High School students use , but many are probaly dumbass and dont know what it means lol

Hey, HOT KARL !!! The Fuck that mean?

by Kyler S. April 25, 2008