A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.
This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.
When a man has sexual intercourse (vaginal, and/or anal) with a woman without ever kissing her or making out with her because she is so unattractive.
"I pulled a dirty howie last night with this ugly ass bitch that I picked up from the bar when I was blacked out."
GIRL WITH A FAT ASS AND LOVES DAVEN BARTLETT WITH ALL OF HER HEART
A pizza place with only about 750 locations in the Continental US, it pays crappy minimum wage but is by far the easiest most fun job ever. Much better then working at taco bell.
Only at hungry howies do you work with people named Baby Jesus, Tiger, Willie, Mighty, Dying Giraffs and super heroes.
after someone has been dissed and has absolutely no comeback; the only thing they do in response is stare at you like an idiot, expecting you to think this is funny.
Jim: "Bob, you suck at the drums. The only reason you're here is to occupy the drum set." Bob: *gives the howie stare* (Awkward silence)
When she's 6'1 and you're 5'8 you best her up and break up. Then you have a Howie divorce.
My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself. If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.
A howie with a unusually large brandy. He likes to eat computers. He has a VERY big booty.
OMG BECKY LOOK AT His BUTT Oh that's just BrAnDy HoWiE