A fork of Rural Dictionary
You can imagine the minute preportions of a gnats sexual organs.
As soon as she found out I was hung like a gnat, she wanted nothing to do with me.
Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.
Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”
a man with a large penis better then being hung like a horse
jeff nemeth is hung like a elephant
Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.
as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse
Someone with an extremely small penis.
Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???
Possessing a very small penis. Opposite of hung like a horse.
Check out the nude pics of Brad Pitt...he's hung like a mosquito!
A male who has an exceedingly small penis
Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."