A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gay euphemism referring to going to a gay bar to “hydrate” on sexual fluids
Straight Men get "Hungry", wanting to have sex with a woman. Straight Women get "Thirsty", wanting to have sex with a man. Gay and bisexual men get "D-hydrated", wanting to have sex with a man. Gay and bisexual women get "V-hydrated", wanting to have sex with a women.
MIKE:"I think that guy is "D-hydrated" for you..." BILL:"But, I don't have any water". MIKE: "I mean he's gay and he wants you bad...." BILL: "are you serious." TRAY:"there are lots of women in the club, and I'm "hungry" for some bitches. TAMMY: "When I went to Jail, there were a lot of women who were "V-hydrated for me."
A fancy name for someone who fills water bottles for sports teams. They are usually creepy middle-aged to older men who have no ambitions to fulfill, so they fulfill bottles instead.
Our team recently acquired a hydration technician to fill our water bottles up.
The act of slurping up the essence of the male genitalia When said to you the speaker is implying that you should quote on quote “Suck some dick”
Tony:hey Gertrude Gertrude:yes Tom Tony:stay hydrated
The most overrated drink in the entire universe which YouTubers that have to yell every 3 seconds milk the shit out of, always out of stock because of the 11-year-olds flexing on their YouTube channel with 12 subscribers they got a energy drink which tastes like shit.
Random TikToker: This corner shop is selling Prime Hydration for £25 *summons an entire cult of 11 year old children to raid the store*
The term often used by dan howell in his live streams.
Dan:"I'm going to go now and remember kids, stay hydrated!"