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A wednesday, is a fine female. Particularly one you would like to hump, since wednesday is hump day.

My mom is a skraight Wednesday.

Wednesday

I'd rather prefer Thursday but Wednesday isn't horrible.

I like Wednesday just fine. I'd just rather prefer Thursday a little bit more that's all.

And besides it's just a day of the week in general so you don't have to be offended by it!

Alone, Wednesday refers to a man's member. AKA his fucking cock. If a person has Wednesday, he has what we like to call a fucking boner. AKA he is all psyched up to beat guts.

My Wednesday is so god-damned long it pokes Friday.

a slang term refering to ones anal walls

Goddamn moo cake!, my wednesday is really burning today!

A term for a clingy man that gets in the middle of everything. You two are just seeing eachother and he already has a leash on you. He even gets to the point that you can't avoid his every move.

Omfuck I swear I see that Wednesday everywhere. He's always getting in the way of my game.

Did you see Wednesday out last night? I swear he has a gps attached to me.

A teaching day in the middle of the week designed by universities to ruin both weekends for academics.

Academic wife: Hey honey, come watch "Homes Under the Hammer" with me!"

University Academic: I can't babe, you'll have to Sky+ it. I gotta go to the campus, it's Wednesday

A person of asian decent. Much like a monday or tuesday (slng for black people and lations, respectively).

Damnit! Do you think that wednesday can get the hell out of the way?!?!?!