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jenke

Means 'cool' or sick, can be used similarly to the word dank I suppose.

Pronounced JANKY

After watching a friend pull a sweet trick on his/her skateboard you could say "That was jenke, man." Or, "We're having a party tonight, should be Jenke."

by GemmaWard December 03, 2013

jenk

1.)dope; crazy
2.)humped; hurt

This sandwich tasted jenk; Dude, i just got jenked so hard!

by RandomGuy007 August 31, 2008

jenk

To borrow money from another person, with no intention of ever paying it back.

ex. "Lend us a tenner, mate. I'll sort you out for it in the week"

The bastard borrowed a fiver off me the other night - he'd better not jenk me again.

by dvarpala June 14, 2004

jenks

the term used when passing a spliff on after selfishly smoking it until there is barely anything left.

"What the f***s this shit, you jenky rarse!"
"Oh gosh, I'm down to last jenks. May as well keep hold of it.", Phil
"Here you go mate ;-)", Jenky

by Dangerous Phil May 29, 2006

jenk

A sharp pull on the penis and balls.

Loser gets twenty Jenks!

by hizzy shaw August 23, 2014

Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

by School Wizard February 08, 2011

Wake and Jenk

The process of huffing Jenkem immediately upon wakening.

"With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with jenkem, I see visions. " - Tom Cruise

"I always wake and jenk. Everyday. I even got my own batch of home brew." - Area local

by mudbutt55 January 16, 2013