A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who pretty much has every girl whos faking straight wrapped around his finger. He's actually really nice but super quiet when he presents in class. Kaleb's hair is normally dark brown or black.
woah, he's super cute, and he even got a love note, he's a total kaleb
The love of my fucking life! I know it's awkward together but you are an,amaazingly awesome guy who deserves better than me xx
Kaleb is the man I wanna marry
The best friend anyone could have. Some members of this species happen to come with really bad jokes that are so horrible, that despite being chucked down the drain, flushed down the toilet, and being forced to live with rats for a few years, still bring joy to people's lives. A Kaleb is also smart, kind, sweet, polite, and brings laughter with jokes. However bad they may be.
Usually depressed and not the best and hiding it. At first he can be annoying depending on if he likes you or not, he can be the mild friend you have never imagined. He cracks plenty of perverted jokes 24/7 . If you are heavy got a junk in the trunk then be careful if you are dating him because he might grope ya.
(Ex's and Enemies) Kaleb is to extra. He is annoying.
(Girlfriends) Really? I think he's cute.
A whore for cheesecake, and a slut for lasagna.
Did you see Kaleb at the party
yeah he stole my cheesecake