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Kale

A pretty cool cat that likes to wear a hat. Doesn't really get mad for the wrong fad. When she sleeps she doesn't make a peep. Quiet as a fox she hides in a box. I think you're awesome like a blossom. If I sang you a lullaby would you be my valentine?

Kale likes to dance in advance.

by knittingkritters February 14, 2014

kale

a fat stupid wigger who eats all tylers food after school every day and wears his hat like a jackass.he also goes to the horse stable every day and eats horse shit

me:"hey kale,why dont you go eat all tylers food?"
kale:"i filled up on horse shit already"

by tommy wilson February 14, 2004

Kale

Child.

Kale is a child.

by SquidwardsClarinet_ March 21, 2021

Kale

cringe.

"GUYS I love listening to 60's bollywood songs"
"You're such a Kale"

by sbhanderi April 24, 2017

Kale

A Gay Dickhead that sucks big black Cocks

You are such a kale

by Sora2003 June 29, 2016

Kale

Destined to become the most athletic football player to go to Horatio high school. He is very loyal to his friends and the ones he loves.

“Kale is really fine” -Sheala

by EmmaRay69420 December 09, 2019

Kale

probably one of the chill + funniest people you could know. his/her humor may be dark but once you get to know them, they become one of the most W person you'd know

and also 🥬

ace (minority): five nights at crackers (im in that game as the night guard)

Kale: we couldn’t see you, your too dark

by Acers Rating Gaming August 16, 2023