A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you just love forks so much that you would like them carved in your Face.
- Jhon, Kill me with a fork?
--What?
-Now.
Kill me backwards is a Hawaiian slang for "that's unfortunate" or simply just "fuck"
Some extentions include,
Kill me backwards to china
(when something is probably very bad)
Kill yourself backwards
(when you feel bad for a friend either because they are going through things or simply just because they are unfortunate)
Person: *trips over*
Person: ahg kill me backwards
Person: *gets into a tricky situation *
Person: kill me backwards to china
Person 1: I tried to kill myself yesterday...
Person 2: kill yourself backwards, do you need help?
It is used to reference a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and is the summation of all the feelings of anxiety, angst and anger generally taken out at people who suck at life.
Ughh, today sucks! Somebody kill me in the face!
That moment you realise you have a whole list of chores after you got done doing something really hard is the best time to use this phrase!
“Oh my god! Kill me now...” Said the boy who just got out of school.
a phrase used when working with another & their performance is making you work harder
Frank you're killing me lift up your side of the table.
A song or lyrics in which will stick with you for life, forced to remember the time when Yoonbum was captured. THE SONG SANGWOO SUNG AND WAS A BEAUTIFUL YET HEART RENCHING MOMENT.
killing me softly with his song, killing me softly, with his words
literally just slice me up with a katana
(large sword)
"kill me with a katana" first gained popularity when @theregankennedy went to school and wanted to die but didn't want to say "kill my self"
often used in awkward situations or when you just wanna die
"girl your bf was hitting me up last night, y'all still a ting?" "oh fuck! kill me with a katana!"