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A Honda Civic, usually one that looks like a beater car, tuned to the fucking moon and back to gap people on a highway or your local dragstrip. Though the laptop is not necessary to make the Civic go fast, it's used to change between tunes on the road. Optional accessories include a GoPro that faces backwards that's stuck outside of the car to record videos that'll be posted to Youtube.
Holy shit! We just got gapped by a fucking laptop civic!
1)Typically one with so minuscule a penis, that it becomes imperative to roam the internet and pick random fights with other roamers. This can occur on any form of internet medium (e.g. Forums, online games, youtube etc.) Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net. (i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".
NetSurfer1:"Oh wow, badassNaruto just called me a "noob" in this thread." NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."
After a hardcore sesh of trolling the internet, looking in the mirror and having a red face. Result of the concentrated heat from a laptop screen. Symptoms will eventually wane after sufferer is unclenched from their computer.
Person 1: "dude did you just get back from holiday?" Person 2: "nah just some serious laptop face"
A person that, at night, transforms into a short, fat little hobbit. A creature that lurks around in the wee hours of the night with laptop in hand and headphones on its head. Usually found locked in a public bathroom stall, this creature does questionable things whilst no one is around. Prone to rash opinions, he is always "right" and "smarter" than all others.
Someone is in the bathroom batin' it! What a laptop kid!
unemployed people who use their laptops for excessive periods of time, or all day, in a coffee shop because they're too poor for their own wifi
Barista #1 : "That guy in the corner has only bought one latte, and he's been here all day. He's been using the wifi to....... (watch porn, youtube, look for jobs ect.)" Barista #2 :"Sounds like your classic laptop hobo."
Coined during the Covid-19 pandemic, the laptop class consists of middle and upper-class professionals and managers who were able to work remotely during lockdowns. Often used in a pejorative manner, the term contrasts the presumed comfort of those afforded the luxury to work from home to those individuals working in the "real" and tangible economy.
As a member of the elite laptop class I haven't left my house in 2+ years
Those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.
It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night. My laptop wears a pink condom. He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.