A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you take a girl home, as soon as you get her into the bedroom you remove all your clothes instantly. One of two things happens; 1. The girl goes home in a huff. 2. Crazy action takes place. It's worth a roll. Usually 7/10 success rate.
Girl: How come you are Naked? Landy; Is there a probelm with this? Girl: I don't think so, should I take my clothes off to? Landy: That's ok let me help you baby. Girl: Did you just employ "The Landy technique" on me? Landy: Of course not.
A highly over-exaggerated story about someone doing something completely impossible. This story must be defended to a point in which friends get into huge fights, and someone gets kicked out of someone else's house. The story must also always be FALSE.
Last night I got jumped by 5 guys and kicked the shit out of all of them. That sounds like a Landi Story.
A Dirty Landis is when you grab a pickle and put a hole in it with a drill and nut inside it and then drink your nut filled pickle.
I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Landis last night, her breath smelled amazing!
Hannah is a great friend. If you piss her off then you’ll be off with minus one best friend. She’s a player and does not stick with one person.
Hannah Landis, who are you with now?
Yo-Landi Vi$$er is half of the Afrikaans rap/rave group Die Antwoord. (Pronounced De Antwoord) known for her unique style and voice. Queen of the rats. Face of Zef. Artistic God.
Yo-Landi Vi$$er all up in the place.