A fork of Rural Dictionary
After the death ray failed to kill the insects, it was thereafter known as a laser.
The feeling of an impending bowel movement.
Sorry officer, I was speeding because I've got lasers.
What the sun is, before there was a blanket.
"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"
A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.
In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.
When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room
Isaac: Hey, were you with a girl last night? Zach: Yea, we tried laser pointing, it was awesome!
Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.
Alex was hit by a laser rifle, now Alex is a steaming pile of ash and Sam concludes its an improvement in the looks department.