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when you jack-off in a urinal while in school, get caught by a teacher, then get detention for it.
hey why is Mike in detention?" "he got caught pulling a len.
When you take out your contact and rub in in someone's asshole, then put in back in your eye.
I think I got pink eye because I was pulling a lens crapper with my girlfriend last night!
A fucking assholl he will cheat on you He will talk shit about you behind your back And he has a small dick
Person : you cheated on me Random person in de back : he must be a len
A type of contact lens that is particularly popular among those of Asian descent, they create the effect of a larger iris. These contacts are readily available online and in a wide array of different colors. Some users have reported to have vision difficulty after prolonged usage.
Person 1: Damn, look at all those Asian girls with circle lenses. That's hot. Person 2: They kind of look like aliens.
To have sex with an Asian hooker in a mayoral or government office
Example: Christian: I heard you did a Len Brown with Ms. Wong last night Len brown: You're damn right i did.
When you have a big SLR camera and you walk past someone with the same camera but a bigger lens. And you both silently acknowledge that their lens is better, and you see them get a smug smile.
Dude, that chick has the same camera as me with a bigger lens, and I can see her feeling smug about it. I think I've got lens envy!