Country Dictionary

A name that only a person named Linda can have

Linda you're such a Ling Ling

baby talk for "penis".

My "ling ling" is burning...

The hottest Asian lacrosse player ever. He’s a living legend

Ling ling is so hot and such a laxer. He is the legend that has more clout than you

Asian girl who hacked Kevin Hart's Instagram on March 30th, 2016. Changed the profile name to "Lucu2016", deleted all of Kevin Hart's South Africa trip photos, and posted couple selfies and screenshots to promote other accounts.

- Yo dude, Ling Ling hacked Kevin Hart's Instagram
- Guess Asians aren't just good at math huh

Another word for a dumbass. A.K.A- Ling Ling Shinoshi.

Ling Ling you forgot your bling bling!

Ling ling is that weird two Asian guy who calls you on your hotel phones and usually basses around Florida or Virginia

No one literally no one
*Phone rings*
*picks up phone*
“HELLO THIS IS TAO ASIAN, THIS IS LING LING HOW MAY I HELP YOU???”

An Asian girl that sexually arouses you and causes you to act nervous around her

Jalen: "Ling Ling make me horny"