A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a women stuffs her vagina with miscellaneous foods
"My wife loves to say she is packing my lunchbox , when she is actually stuffing her vagina with fruit."
to be unfocused on reality, zoned out, on another planet etc. evolution of the phrase "out to lunch"
"I'm a bit lunchboxed at the moment" "Oh I see, I hope I can help you get back to reality"
Someone who used to work and can still work and has skills but chooses to draw unemployment and mooch off friends and family. The lunchbox typically is up on all the latest TV shows and often can discuss the characters on various soap operas with women while you are buying them drinks at the bar. Lunchbox gets laid, but goes ugly early because he is only a shell of the man he used to be. He's called Lunchbox the same reason you call fat guys "Tiny" and bald guys "Curly." Lunchbox has no reason to put a meal into a container for transportation purposes or to be eaten later. Lunchbox has been konwn to subsist on jam sandwhiches- two pieces of bread pressed, or "jammed" together, for weeks at a time. Additionally, the Lunchbox tends to become nocturnal and uses the phrase "crack of noon" frequently.
Glen, have you heard from Lunchbox recently? Dude, I took Tuesday off to go to the dump, stopped by his apartment and we smoked me out of weed in 20 minutes.