A fork of Rural Dictionary
They are a funny caring and loving person. They always try their best. They will always make u feel loved. They have an amazing laugh that will make u instantly laugh. Their eyes are pretty as gemstones. Their hair are soft and smell so good. Their voice is cute and calming. I could live all my life with them. I love u lynn<3<3<3
♡:I met this person their name is Lynn I'm ready into them...
☆: Woah man keep them close!
A dunghole masquerading as a city a few miles north of Boston. The population of Lynn is made up entirely of prostitutes, drug addicts, drug dealers, illegal immigrants, con artists, pregnant 14 year olds, deadbeat teenage dads, welfare cheats, and vagrants. The only industries that flourish in this squalid cesspool of a city are prostitution, drug dealing, arson, and pit bull fighting. There was hope for Lynn when a massive fire leveled much of downtown many years ago. Unfortunatly several more conflagrations or possibly a dirty bomb are required before this sub-human, third world hell-hole can be salvaged.
Question: What happened last night in Lynn?
A:Murder during drug deal gone bad
B:Rape of teenager or elderly woman
C:Devastating 4 Alarm Fire
D:Gang Fight, killing several thugs
E:All of the Above
Answer: E of course
All stories will be printed in the Lynn Daily Item newspaper, complete with multiple mis-spelled words and missing or incorrect punctuation