A fork of Rural Dictionary
originates from Bangladesh and now used in South London ends, this has taken on a new meaning for man love.
did you hear, Jack's a Saif Malek?
Whoever is called “Malek” is just a fucking idiot.
“Hey, do you know Malek?”
“Yeah, but don’t approach him, he’s tryna dip his balls in sulfuric acid”
This guy is a munch and loves Rothwell and Capris. He loves a good romp but will never buy his own as he gets any chick he can to get one for him. This bloke loves a tug and loves his own body, maybe even too much. He tries to prove himself to be this tough man that has no feelings. (Top one quote, "No one understands") But he has feelings like he has a vagina. The only thing he is good at is playing Fortnite with Rigos and sex. Malek is a good friend and is always ready to eat a friend out. Help a friend out******
Malek is a loser.
I want to have sex with Malek
Me: Yo did you watch the Varsity B game?
Ahmad Yaseen: No, what happened?
Me: Malek Najjar came in instead of captain Naufal and won the game
Ahmad Yaseen: We don't trust you anymore
Moaning in pleasure while eating food you enjoy and disturbing Everyone else at the table who is eating with manners.
Stop maleking while your eating it’s disgusting.