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a word of New York Italian origins, used to describe someone who is either fucking dumb or fucking gay.

1. At boarding school I'm rooming with a kid who's always lookin at my dick print. He a mook

2. My homie been mad mookin today he said he sucked dick in the suite room on floor 2

Isolated species of college dorm life; a male Human/Monkey hybrid. Known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.

Damn, that Mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man... Go monkey man, Go!

A person who believes fake news.

Someone gullible enough to believe a news story without assessing whether it comes from a credible source.

"He only read the headline and believed the story was real; what a mook!"

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

A hit of a bong bowl packed with tobacco and weed either layered or mixed. Usually results in a mookface and/or becoming a mook goblin.

Take a mook and walk a mile is something you can't do!
I like to walk around with my mookface!

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

Your breath smells like farts. Are you a mook?

A nuclear cow

Look at the mook!