A fork of Rural Dictionary
A massive ugly douchebag. Micropenis doesn't even begin to describe the size he's carrying. Gay as shit and women fear him (not in the hot way)
"Did you see Malakai scratch his ass and sniff it again?"
Malakai is a great little boy who is sometimes is nice but sometimes he will be mean…he is a great little brother and will love you forever no matter what❤️
Malakai is such a great person
A stupid idiot that misspells everything
He's just like a Malakai.
Malakai, A tall sexy man hansome man with a huge dick and great hair
Malakai is great
Malakai Moore is the man everyone wants. He says he’s straight but he’s secretly gay. If you ever meet a Malakai Moore, you’ll be thinking ‘Is he fruity? Definitely’
Look, it’s Malakai Moore. Steer far away otherwise he will try and give you a hotpocket.