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You are thrusting the girl in the ass as hard as you possibly can, with no lube or contraceptive, the giver leans over the top of the recievers head inserting their right middle and index finger into the recievers nostrals. With your left hand, you constantly punch / jab her in the stomach. Once she finally falls over and dies or becomes unconscious, guzzle down at least a pint to liter of honey and vomit all over her.
Thus creating "TheManBearPig (A combination of "The Pig" and "The Bear"
Jack: I gave your mom The ManBearPig last night!
Fred: You what?
Jack: Yea, I didn't want to get my hand wet from her mouth so I put it in her nose like The Pig.
Fred: You ate the honey and threw up on her just like The Bear!?
Jack: Yea, it was gross and threw up more!
HALF Man, HALF Bear and HALF Pig. (MBP)
ManBearPig is a mamal created by Al Gore the last American Vice President. MBP is explained as the "single biggest threat to our planet." MBP is known as the creature that "roams the earth alone." People suggest that MBP is not real, but Al Gore says "MBP is very real and I'm serial." MBP has large hooves where humans feet should be. Al Gore believes to have spotted MBP in a tourist attraction known as "Cave of the Winds" Located in South Park, Colorado. MBP dropings are similar to pig droppings...but more manbear like. MBP also smells like salfur of salmon like odors.
Half man half bear and half pig
"ManBearPig is very real and I'm super serial."
A creature created in an Episode of South Park by Al Gore to get attention. He is "half man, half bear, and half pig" making him not only an improper faction, but a mathematical impossibility. ManBearPig is actually a symbol of Global Warming, in that it seems Al Gore is the only one who is positivly sure of its existance and the other characters just think he's being silly.
"I'm here today to talk to you about the single biggest threat to our planet. I'm talking of course about... ManBearPig"
Half man Half bear Half pig ;a figment of Al Gores imagination
An allusion to Al Gore's campaining on global warming used on the show south park
Manbearpig is a figment of al gores imagination because he has no friends
A fat creature resembling a cross between a rotting turd, vomit and a whale. Avoid at any cost as these people will eat you whole in your sleep. Often smells like moldy vagina
Stuart: I've got a new girlfriend
Ben: eww bro stay away she's a manbearpig
a being of awsomeness that is pushed around by Al Gore. he is currently living in a 5 bedroom house with sasquatch and the beastie boys. hopes to be president in the 2016 election. he may not know it but he is our only hope of ending the war. i mean c'mon, he could friggin take out 9000 terrorist in like 3 minutes.
manbearpig, a leader, a loner, a beast of pure awsomeness!
one who is nearly a man but is hairy and big like a bear who also has a pig like face.
In an episode in southpark a manbearpig is expressed.