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massimo bassimo

someone stupid and a longer term for massimo

naya: oh yea did u see massimo bassimo chloe: omg i did he’s so stupid

by therealraviross April 10, 2019

Massimo Barb

A bitch ass fuckboy who dates fishes and is 1’4 who has a .7 inch chode

Dude your like Massimo Barb right now, your such a gay ass fuckboy

by ar435 October 10, 2017

Massimo Maccarone.

to have possession of a heart the size of a pea.

I had a big challenge to complete but i massimo maccarone'd it.

by Twenty Four Seven. April 07, 2003

Massimo Reres

Massimo is a lego land legend who often spends his free time either playing soccer, fucking mothers, or drinking espresso Likes men, not on the low...

Oh no Massimo Reres fucked my mom again.

by mrguymass September 29, 2021

Massimo Pau

A very muscular boy from who is half Italian and half Ukrainian. He loves being gangbanged by multiple sereks .

Hank: Bro I feel like Massimo Pau Bob: You feel like who? Hank: Massimo Pau? You know...like feeling the urge to suck multiple sereks? Bob: Oh yeah then I feel like Massimo Pau *4 big black men enter the room, named Tyrone, Jamal, Blacksmith, De'tayvion and proceed to fuck the shit out of Hank and Bob *

by KuzeyPoo March 01, 2024

Massimoment

Brainrot incarnate, will hit you with the: Plant. Poopy. What? Hi, I'm Spongebob. Geht bak to waaahrk. He's going to get water. Uh, time and date please.

"dude, really? bruh. 21" "what a massimoment"

by Beter griffin 2 August 02, 2024

Massimo

A mentally unstable paranoid chronically online and maximally narcissistic abusive sociopath and a sadistically vindictive hyper-manipulative masochist as well as a self-serving psychopathic perverted sadist. Probably lurking on Discord right now attempting to catfish his next victim.

“Ew, he’s such a Massimo! Did you hear about what he did to that girl at Disneyland last year? He’s such a creep! Don’t go anywhere near him he’s so gross!

by Bananas & Mangos January 29, 2024