A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is only interested in him or herself, devoid of empathy, or concern for others, or, for the environment, i.e., as long as I get what I want for me and my family . . .
Usually a very shallow person, whose every wish/need is fulfilled instantly, if possible, regardless of who/what is damaged in the process. These people are thoughtless and grasping, use the words "like", "well, actually" in every sentence, and can be found driving 15 miles over the posted speed limit in a 6,000 lb. SUV, while talking on a cell phone and eating, because they are late.
When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.
Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl! Jim: Then you should know. Stop me when I lie. Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.
A term that people that only care about themselves love to use.
Entitled person: Everything is about me, myself and I. Therefore, I deserve everything that you have, including your $20 million mansion, your super expensive supercar, your money and your children. Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.
This sentence would've been said only if you like to do blowjobs to yourself, measure your dick every week.
"Me, myself and I"
a single line in the late Jimi Hendrix's song Purple Haze, which has seemed to captivate millions
Purple haze all in my brain Lately things just don’t seem the same Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why ’scuse me while I kiss the sky