A fork of Rural Dictionary
the nastiest pussy you will ever encounter. its hairy, flappy and fulls of zits and basically shit
oh shit dude, why you lookin at that, shes got a fuckin merch. dude you better cut that shit out or i'll order some merch to go just for you
1.can be used randomly when theres an acqward silence. 2.used to make someone laugh 3. good to use if your a dumbass
Llaina:what are you doing Cheesepipe: merch.
Worthless merch that you’ll forget about and not even wear or use once you get them. You could also burn your money. Plus, who the hell wants to be seen in merch for fucking Urban Dictionary? That’s like wearing merch for 4chan or Reddit. It’s a complete waste of money. Don’t buy it at all costs.
Maxwell: I just bought this UD Merch, am I cool now? John:How the fuck is that going to make people think you’re cool? Sometimes I just don’t understand you, Maxwell.
The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.
I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album. Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?
Clothes purchased from a thrift shop.
I just got hella hobo merch. I straight pimpin!