Country Dictionary

(n) A mice eater is a insult. It means that someone enjoys eating mice, or it can simply mean that someone is a little strange or weird. Mice Eater, therefore can be taken in a nice way or in a rude way. It just depends on the context. The word can also be a name when someone is trying to flirt by being rude.

The guy, Quint, was in the hallway opening his locker. Then another guy came up to him and the guy said, "Hey you mice eater," Then Quint became scared and afraid so he just laughed.

A slang term for sperm.

Since my girlfriend wouldn't be coming over for a few hours, I was bored and decided to release my Russian mice.

An Olympic sport for rodents

Let's watch the cute little mice go mice skating!

An irritating squeak in the car's dashboard. Occasionally repairable, but a bitch to locate.

Used as singular. There is no "dash mouse".

I had to turn up the radio to drown out the dash mice.

it could be used with gamertag but its all ready taken!

C418 Made a song after this name

also is Mice Living in a house

Yo Dawg, i heard you saw tom & jerry,

Yea Jerry and his friends are fucking Living Mice

A very common misspelling of mince pies, often done accidentally when you miss the "n" key because you are in a rush.

Can also refer to a small pie, similar to a mince pie, but instead filled with mouse droppings, served during christmas time to people who give you shite presents.

Tony: Hey, I'm off to get another mice pie, brb.

Dave: Mice pie? WTF?

Tony: SHIT! I mean mince pie! My bad.

Or

Tony: Hey, go give this mice pie to Uncle Freddy

Dave: Yeah! that would totally get him back for buying me another fucking lynx box set this Christmas!

A term used to delicately describe flushed tampons that show up in rural sewage lagoons. Once they float to the top of the lagoon they are white, fuzzy, and have tails.

Matt: What are all those white fuzzy things with strings?
Dan: Um...gross.
Kurt: Those are lagoon mice. Get back to work.