A fork of Rural Dictionary
to get a girl pregnant when you know she would not want your kid
I'm going to put some wheels on miscarriages tonight!
A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.
My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!
Sexual intercourse with a woman, on a towel, over Christmas Break.
Alan Yarborough had dirty period sex with his lady on a red towel so the blood wouldn't show up, over Christmas Break, in front of a mirror, with the dog watching so that he and the dog could watch; this is a Memphis miscarriage.
Hillbillies from Menominee, Wisconsin that, due to a miscarriage, are severly deformed and like to eat Northern Pike.
The Menominee Miscarriage Mongrels proceeded to eat all the pike in the pond in under 15 seconds.
A phrase used to describe the ultimate feeling in life. When you hit the highest of the highs. Especially in a situation when you've hit the jackpot just when it looked hopeless. You thought it was over and you were down and out...and then a miracle happened.
Joe: Man i don't think we can win this game...there's only 3 seconds left.
Bob: Here comes the hail mary!...TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage!!!!!!!
When you work an essential job that makes you get the covid vaccine and then your limp dick husband can’t knock you up.
Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”
When a pregnant woman belly flops on a body of water in order to induce an abortion
Did you hear Cathy fell off that steamboat?
Yeah, rumor has it she was trying for a Mississippi Miscarriage