Country Dictionary

Bald guy that wears fur and feathers, I think hes gay but not sure.

You look like Moby

A guy, usually ugly, who is with a chick that is way too hot for him to even associate with.

After spotting an attractive female and seeing the tool she was with, one would say, "That guy is a freaking moby." origin: Moby singing with Gwen Stefani

dildo that is made to be bigger than normal

By creating moby you have created a monster literally!

Some ugly ass nigga

Who this ugly ass nigga mobi

A moby huge is a 3 ft tall dildo.

"Can I fit a moby huge in my ass?" "It fit in mine."

One in a great while a person with take a massive assive shit that will hurt. This only counts if its a single turd. This turd is named Moby Shit.

I had my Moby Shit yesterday

Lying to yourself and others about going to Moby Dick Brewery for “one” beer and proceeding to drink three beers minimum.

Someone: Dude I’m buzzed as fuck, I need to het home and sleep before work tomorrow. Someone: Moby For One? Someone: sure….