A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone that acts cool and then proceeds to fuck your mother and make you breakfast
Did you see Denise with that mump last night?
someone who is gay and has a mumpy ass, they are typically also stupid and suck phat balls. And the balls that they suck are abnormally large. And they stick thier own pps in thier own mumpy asses. and call there butts bussies.
hooked up with austin last night.. turns out hes a fokin ass mump.
When you go Mumping in a graveyard and try to get as much as you can before the authorities arrest you
"Your honor in my defense I broke my Mump Mania streak"
When you go Mumping in a graveyard either in as a duo or a group of people in a graveyard until being arrested by authorities.
"Your honor in my defense I broke my Mump Mania streak."
The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.
British guy: I have the Donald mumps.
German guy: So do I.
Australian guy: Me too.
Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.
Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.