Country Dictionary

When you pull your scrotum over your penis forming a mushroom like shape where your genetiles should be.

Sam, your mushroom is huge!!

Also called mushroomin. Mushrooming is popular springtime activity amongst midwesterners (enthusiasts are also known as shroomers) where they traipse through heavily wooded areas in search of morel mushrooms. Mushrooms are harvested and taken home to be soaked in salt water to kill insect inhabitants, dredged in flour and fried.

Wanna go mushrooming? We went mushroomin and found two 8 inchers. Do you want to come to dinner? We found a mess of mushrooms.

a fungus that is eaten like a vegetable

I like mushrooms on my pizza. ;)

A Mushroom is when you dip your cock in paint or ink, And slap someone in the face with it when they are passed out. Thus leaving a mushroom imprint on their face.

"At this party last night, Kim was the first to pass out, So I gave her a mushroom"

Things that make you feel funny, and prolong orgasms

It kept coming and coming, must be the mushrooms.

something that always comes after a badger.

Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Mushroom! Mushroom!

A natural fungus, the shape of Condoleeza Rice's head.

damn that is one shroomy skull!