A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.
They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?" Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.
“what’s that?” “my cat scratched me.”
I need fucking therapy. Daddy fucked my pussy, bitch.
Johnny: Hey, I’m daddy now. Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro? Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat. Two hours later Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!
"How do I describe my mental health? uhhhhhh... My cat has ocd."
When you feel awkward and don’t know what to say
Wanna see my cat? is a slang word used to say you wanna fuck
You and Jungkook went out for your first appointment When you arrive at your house, you say "Hey, ehm... Wanna see my cat?" Jungkook: "Oh, yes, I take with me the condom"
MEOOOOOOWWWW
Kid: Ima put my cat on the mic Kid: MEOOOOOOWWWW