A fork of Rural Dictionary
The third derivative of distance with respect to time; the rate of change of acceleration.
"What's the derivative of jerk?"
"Uh... asshole?"
Is what Ry Bleckel is when you date him and text him ily. He'll get pissed and say that you don't have a right to tell him you love him because you barely know him. Even though you've known eachother for about a year and are actually in a relationship. Then believe it or not, he'll break up with you right after and block you on all social media accounts. All because of a text message "ily."
Ex-girlfriend: "Did you hear about what Ry did last night?"
Friend: "Yes! He is such a jerk."
In medival Europe,masturbation was considered to be on the brink of insanity. So as an insult, people would call each other "jerk-offs", and soon, jerk was enough to get the point across.
HHAA!! mY MOM CAUGHT YOU JERKIN THE GHERKIN!!
An alternative to dating.
Chris Rogers spent all nite jerking it. Word 2 ya mutha!
Masurbating
MSY-ing it
Yankin' the chain
Yankin' it
What are you doing?
Jerking it.
Cool