A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A old British way of saying grandma.
2. A slang used to replace verbs and nouns in online forums or communities.
3. Not applicable.
4. A term used in mathematics.
Ernesto: My nan just baked me some cookies!
Edward: I will nan you.
A nan is someone who is an inconsiderate retard who seems to have to idea what he is doing or what he strives to be doing. This word is not to be confused with its second tier variation, dirty nan,which is a way to show how somebody is practically a completely asshole.
Jack refused to share his lunchables with me. What a nan.
Jack slapped me for calling his sister hot. He is truly a dirty nan.
1. An insult used in Coventry (A Place in England)and possibly across the UK but i cannot be sure.. because i got tired of doing "your mum"
Sto - "Ahhh i just shit in your house"
Me - "I just shit on your nan"
Me - "i need a shit, i'll be a while"
Sto - "Why?"
Me -"Cause your nan lives kinda far away"
Me - "Guv, i fisted your nan"
Guv - "My nan's dead"
Me - "I guess that's why she didn't move around alot"
Based on actual events.
A really thing word people say to be funny
NAN BERLIN HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
That women you just finger all the time and when you get bored smash her over the head with a coffee table