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National suck Michaels dick day

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by Ligmafatnuts October 06, 2020

National suck some dick day

An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !

Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?! Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day! Rob: wait really !! Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head . Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl

by Handlemycheesekaren July 01, 2020

national dick sucking day

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho

ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today" ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person" ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

by yrfavho April 12, 2017

national dick sucking day

on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!

paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks! kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!

by lilly bunch April 11, 2019