A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any and all types of pronouns that do not fit the "classic" he/she/they. There are several types of neopronouns, they can be "xe/xir", "ze/zem" and also "star/stars". All of these are valid and should be respected.
"xe is my friend. xir and i went shopping yesterday" "i think star is going by starself today" "this is my sibling, bubble uses neopronouns!"
Neopronouns (nee-oh) are often confused woth Xenopronouns (zee-no). Neopronouns are often labled as harmful to the trans and nonbinary comunity where this is not the case. Neopronouns are things outside of they/she/he. Such as it/its, Xe/xem etc. It can be used by anyone and isn't harmful to the community. Xenopronouns are things like cat/catself and are used by those who relate their gender to their interests.
Person 1: "Oh, by he way i use neopronouns now." Person 2:"Ew, like what, kitten/kittenself?" Person 1: "No, thats xenopronouns, dumbass. I use it/its. Do your research." Person 2: "Oh, I'm sorry."
A fucking stupid version of pronouns that twitter and tiktok dumbasses usually use.
Guy 1: "My neopronouns are xey/ze-" Guy 2: "104.67.89.210"
Made up Pronouns used by people so they can feel special.
Girl: I use gloop/errmph neopronouns McDonald's cashier: Ma'am you're holding up the line
shit about nobody cares literally any pronoun except he/him, she/her and even they/them, despite it is gender neutral. people with such neopronouns sometimes reject "they/them" pronouns and are unprofessional, therefore require a spare human effort to pointlessly memorize their neopronouns to refer to them appropriately. this is annoying and useless as fuck. English is already difficult, but adding more unnecessary vocabulary makes it even worse and harder for English learners.
Pooptard: MY PRONOUNS ARE XE/XIR!!!!!111 Neckbeard: Fuck off you dumb fucking retard, nobody wants your shitty neopronouns
most of them are fake. nobody's gonna call u "bunself" so u can feel oppressed. xe/xem xy/xyr, etc r cool tho but "pawself"? no fuck that. its a.. pronoun?? idk its just a fucking aesthetic tiktok kids made into a pronoun and if u slip up and call them "kitself" instead of "kittyself" theyll call u transphobic and ableist. u can make one by listing ur favorite thing.. animal.. object.. and then add "self" at the end of it. ex:lizardself, toothself, sweetself 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
person A: have u heard of neo pronouns? person B: huh, what are those? person A: ok so basically its a gender where you make it up- person B: thats.. not how it works person A: no they'res actually people using them unironically person B: so, ur saying that theres actual transgender and non binary people dying because of who they are and 7th graders are making up their own genders so they can be quirky and different? person A: yea! its so fucking dumb person B: damn,ur right. person A: its really getting outta control! they say that its how they feel inside, but how do you identify as candlewax person B: c-candlewax is a pronoun..? person A: yup, it really is.. they describe their gender as melty, hot and aromatic. person B: ..what about xy/xyr person A: naw those are pronouns that some people under the autism spectrum can identify as. person B:oh, that makes sense! thats kinda cool. fuck most neopronouns. person A: makes sense. person B: bro theyre genuinely gonna start making penisself and vaginaself pronouns- person A: holy shit youre right.. *shivers* person B: *shivers*