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Nigga Please!

When a nigga tries to say some shit to you and you reply, Nigga Please!

Tom: Dude I totally fucking got herpes from inserting my wee-wee in your mom's cooch!

Dave: Nigga PLEASE!

by xXJoseXx February 09, 2007

Nigga Please

I phrase that white people think black people say all the time.

BlackGuy: "This man said that he thinks can beat me in a game of basketball! So, you know what I said to him?"

WhiteGuy: "NIGGA PLEASE!"

BlackGuy: "No, I asked him what made him think that I played basketball?"

WhiteGuy: "Oh, your not going to beat me up for saying the "N" word are you, I'm not racist."

BlackGuy:"Nigga Please....Shut the f**k up."

by Berry Long February 20, 2013

nigga, please

What a white dood says to a black person Out-dated
What bitches say to philwaggins

Yo Dawg That Thing Is Cool
Nigga, please that's just food

by Carbono Atom September 01, 2015

nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

by RBean September 03, 2007

Bitch please, nigga!

from the negros of south america.. the bitches that are there.

also used in context when someone is being stupid... they can also be white.

Bitch please, nigga!

by Latoya February 26, 2005

Nigga Please

Nigga Please kindof means like Really,Give me a break

white dude:I JUST GOT LAID
Black guy:nigga please
White dude:what nigga please?
Black dude:U CANT SAY THAT
White dude:EVERYONE CAN SAY NIGGA PLEASE
*Beats the shit out of the white dude*

Nigga Please

A cereal that has good shit on it, like I fucking want it right now.

Person 1: Bro your cereal tastes good. What's the cereal called? So I want to nut on this cereal
Person 2 (who is a whigga): Nigga please.
Person 1: What the fuck i'm going to beat your ass up
Person 2: No, Nigga please (shows the cereal)
Person 1: Ohhh, ok now OILED UP right now.

by yeezyeatsassalot December 23, 2023