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No-Nonsense 69

This type of 69 is what happens after a long, grueling day at the office. The male wants to get right down to business so the only thing taken off is the pants and underwear. With his white collared shirt and dress socks still on, he proceeds to sit right on the face of his female counterpart. The male must ALWAYS be on top, it's part of the "no nonsense" label.

After a 12 hour day at the office, multiple power naps, and right after guzzling a Mountain Dew kickstart, Gary burst into the apartment and proceeded to immediately no-nonsense 69 his girlfriend, Ginger. He's a big time no-nonsense 69er, that Gary.

by Kris Pejovich May 23, 2014

Drunken Nonsense

Speaking gibberish or talking about shit that is either nonsensical, or non-understandable.

"William was speaking that drunken nonsense last night. He mentioned something about having a religious experience after fucking a mermaid."

by Brizzly Bear August 15, 2013

White Nonsense

Something non-white people use to describe ridiculous things white people do.

Titus Amdromedon: What White Nonsense was that?" (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1)

silly nonsense

having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment which causes foolish or unacceptable beliefs and behavior

Believing black cats will cause bad luck, and trying to avoid them, is silly nonsense.

by Malayna88 July 12, 2014

utter nonsense

When someone makes up a silly little definition you tell them that they are talking utter nonsense. Strangley enough, the majority of definitions on Urban Dicitionary fall into that category.

Have you seen Urban Word of the Day? Its Stanky Leg. Stanky Leg - what on earch is that? I know!!! Utter Nonsense

by ledge67 February 19, 2009

genius nonsense

Genius nonsense: A smart move from somebody who doesn’t know what they’re doing and luck has nothing to do with it. It just happens to be the right.

Your a “genius nonsense” when it comes to picking women. She’s a wolf in a sheep clothing…

by Maliit tt lalake yan October 28, 2021

Governmental nonsense

Nonsense as it pertains to governments or any sort of rule/policy makers/deciders.

I had to make an email address to add this definition, that’s governmental nonsense.

by Just another rando December 24, 2021