Country Dictionary

a slang term for a snowman.

hey billy, lets go build us a noonie

A word used to describe a person acting rudely, in place of profanity.

Man: That clerk was a complete Prick.
Woman: I know he was being Noonie.

when your mom dies

oops I got noonied

A tall PuertoRican but Non-PuertoRican Male who wears diamond encrusted shirts as well as colorful Jeans.
May or may not have 16 kids.

A ran into a noonie the other day at the carnival. It was unloading all of it's kids from the ferris wheel.

The point at which chaos, The bizarre and an implicit legacy of devastation meet and merge: my little girl's front bottom.

"Mommy, mommy! n-n-NOONY!"
"What is it, honey?"
"Gosh! I just...NOONY BANOONY!!!"
"Oh, honey, -sob- I'm all agog."

A slag of wastrel decent

Oh Noonie, what a wastrel

macaroni and cheese, esp. store brand from a box.

man, im so baked, i could totally munch like six boxes of noonies right now. b