A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day that starts off the Christmas spirit
Person1: hey what day is it? Person2: November 1st why? Person1: omg! *plays Christmas music*
National fuck your dad day ;)) get em girls
John: Yo Sally it's November 1st Go fuck yo papi
national give a girl your hoodie day. and why not
brad: hey bro did you hear it’s november 1st andi reallt like this girl so i’m gonna give her my hoodie chad : brooo that’s littt i should do that too.
the day where a bunch of annoying white bitches start playing christmas music
november 1st is lowkey the worst day of november
national give a boy your scrunchie day
girl : hey, did u give ur crush ur scrunchie ?? girl 2 : no, why? girl : ITS NOVEMBER 1ST AKA NATIONAL GIVE A BOY UR SCRUNCHIE DAY !!
When a man will ejaculate every day of November
Hey bro I'm gonna do a sacrilegious November 1st
International Give Your Mans A Blow Job Day. If you are a girl you need to give your man a blow job. Otherwise, you will have to listen to Lilliam Pumpernickel for the rest of your life.
Joe Mama: Nigga what day is it? Joe Mama's girl: November 1st (October 32nd) let me just get undressed first!