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numpty

someone who is so fucking irritating that they manage to get under your skin and make your blood boil with their painful slowness and stupity

that guy was a total fucking numpty

by rebel girl October 06, 2003

numpty

A complete Tard, Someone that doesn't know their arse hole from their Ear hole! Someone that has to have every little thing repeated to them at least twice..... repeated to them at least twice!

That bloke is such a numpty, I made his password his first name and I still had to spell it for him !

by Stealth July 16, 2003

numpty

e.g a bit of an idiot someone who is a bit of a novice

"he's a fucking numpty" OR "dont be a numpty"

by chunkymonkey August 07, 2005

numpty

this is what the person who spelt it 'nunty' is

twats that cani spell are pure numptys man

by babycakes & angeldelight January 16, 2010

numpty

Numpty - (pronounced nump - ti) An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"

Examples of people who are numpties: Tony Blair (particularly with regard to his understanding of the UK electorate) "Dubya" Bush (for his services to Play Station sales)

by not really me November 02, 2003

numpty

An idiot or fool. Often used to chastise someone

You numpty! You were meant to put the lid on first!

by E*** April 08, 2008

numpty

A knucklehead or other not-quite-so-smart person.

Scott: Ow, I just hit my head on the ceiling! Katie: You numpty.

by Katie =) April 27, 2006