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A perk in Modern Warfare 2. It allows you to change between classes at any time in the match. This perk replaces the player's secondary weapon. Usually frowned upon in online matches.

Damn it! I just got shot down by a n00b with One Man Army.

It is simply the act of masturbating.

Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.

When one man starts a gangbang and no one taps him out because he's just that good.

Amanda: Hey look at Billy go Sarah: Yea, he's a regular one man gangbang Or Amanda: hey Sarah how's your ass feeling today? Sarah: Surprisingly not bad after having Billy, The One Man Gangbang. He's gentle!

An act of masturbation where the semen is landed on one's own face.

Gee, I gave my boyfriend a hand-job last nite, and his semen is squirted to his own face and he licked 'em off. It's like watching one man bukake!

When three people quit a team slayer match in Halo (a videogame) shortly before the match starts, leaving the player alone against a four person team. Its not yet a "one man rape" unless that player gets more kills than the opposing team at the end of the match.

"Dude, I just did a one man rape against those noobs in Halo!"

A gross out Internet video of a man killing himself by sticking a jar into his rectum. After he falls to the floor, the jar shatters and blood is falling threw his rectum.

One Man Jar is Horrible!!!

The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.

He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.