A fork of Rural Dictionary
New. Fresh. Mint. Newfreshmint- a prequel and sequel to “refreshment”.
Sugar Daddy: “How’s my boy doin’” Sug. Baby: “After those new (insert expensive product) are delivered, I’ll be out of the box” Bartholomew of the Eleventh House of Durbenshire Upon Avon: “Here’s your water, my friend.” Bob: ::chugs water:: ::breathes heavily:: ::breathes heavily again:: :: and again:: “Oh my god. Thank you, Durby- running 6,000 miles can really wear a person out.. but this refreshment put me right back out of the box. I’m going to kiss you now.” Durby: “... wait, what?..” Durby: “.. Do it.”