A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be utterly destroyed or humiliated. Often used in online gaming and most specifically in first-person shooters. See pwned
Gamer1: Oh man, he had rockets and I sniped him right in the face. Owned!! Gamer2: That's nothing. I owned my friend yesterday when I put laxatives in his Gatorade.
Owned, resulting back in the Ultima Online days is a word depicing victory over another person or thing. Being passed up into the new generation of games and even in real conversations the word has come a long way since it was started by us old UO boys
* That mofo just got owned like a bitch. * Hahahahaha Fucken Owned * Man you got owned like a motherfucker * OWNED HAHAHAHAHA
A misspelling of pwned. Used in a sentence created to humiliate someone after they have contributed to an unintelligent situation.
After Idiot1 gets kicked in the balls, Idiot2 says, "You got owned!"
the act of being totally paralised with shock and chronic wiggage.. when someone promotes a state of mental immobility by describing sometihng totally fucked up to you.
"man, did you see that fat stripper? he dirty flaps were hanging out...it owned me hardcore..." "man that music owns me.." "Dion totally owns me in his fucking purple stretch pants..i am going to kill that son of a bitch if he wears them again...."
When a situation commands that one person or thing has taken charge and shown total control of the transpiring event.
Caitlin thought she took control of the sexual encounter of the dead guy, but little did she know that the one in charge was in fact, the old man. Later, she finds out that she fucked the dead guy.. hence her (as of now) smirk of being a sexual dynamo will soon come back to "OWN" her.